Kirk: Am I disturbing you?
Alien Hottie: What is it you wish?
Kirk: I wish to apologize.
Alien Hottie: I don’t understand, Captain.
Kirk: I wish to apologize that you only have half a shirt. That’s half too much in my book.
Star Trek: Start to Finish
Kirk and Spock explain how to properly don a pair of Jack Boots.
These are spirit fingers. And these are gold.
Nona and Kirk bond over their shared love of bad hairpieces.
Boss Kirk of the Fuzzy Hat Gang.
As so often was the case, Kirk couldn’t decide which candy he wanted to eat first (He later settled on the cherry flavor).
Kirk was very upset when the crew couldn’t even sort themselves by shirt color.
When being a starship captain didn’t pan out, Kirk put his focus toward his Kung Fu.
Spock and Kirk take time out of their busy schedules to attend a rave.
Their eyes met across the bar, and it was love at first sight.
