Star Trek: Start to Finish

One man's attempt to watch the entirety of Star Trek canon, from start to finish.

The Savage Curtain

The Savage Curtain (Video; YouTube; Memory Alpha) is an episode where the crew meets Lincoln, is imprisoned by rock aliens, is challenged on the differences between Good and Evil, and fails to mount even a cursory defense of their ideology.

Interesting Bits

Kirk explains how the teleporter works. We meet Surak. They miss an opportunity to discuss labels by instead saying that they don’t matter. There’s a ridiculous rubber suit alien. Everything is bad.

Why it’s crazy annoying

Because in the end, after the battle is won, the rock aliens say that they can’t tell the difference between the sides; good and evil both use the same methods to forward their goals. This is the point where Kirk stands up for Freedom, gives the long monologue about his values and delivers the lesson. Or rather, it should be that point, but instead Kirk just says the game is rigged, makes no attempt to explain how that changed anything, and then leaves. Total copout.

Grade

D

Requiem for Methuselah

Requiem for Methuselah (Video; YouTube; Memory Alpha) gives too much away in the title, but is otherwise excellent.

The crew is suffering from Rigelian Fever, which will kill them all in a few days. They need ryetalyn quickly to make an antidote, and when they land on the only planet within range that’s got it, they’re shot at by a robot drone and threatened by an old guy who owns the place.

But when they threaten him back, he invites them to his house, introduces himself as Flint, offers them all the ryetalyn they need, and even offers to make the antidote for them. As if that weren’t fishy enough, he’s got never-catalogued da Vinci paintings and scores by Brahms and expensive manuscripts. And a hidden girl (there’s always a girl).

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I hesitate to even put this in the spoilers box, because the title already gives it away: this guy has been a live for thousands of years; he can’t die and has collected all this stuff, and claims to have been the historical da Vinci and Brahms. No surprises there, but it is interesting that he’s not an alien or anything; he’s just naturally and inexplicably immortal. He has no idea why and no explanation is given or even tossed out as a possibility.

His relationship with the hidden girl Rayna is more mysterious, and it’s fittingly the axis around which the plot turns. But let’s ignore the Rayna/Flint dynamic and focus on the inevitable Rayna/Kirk dynamic. Kirk meets her briefly for two scenes and is smitten. He loves her, says as much, and when he claims with certainty that she loves him back, she doesn’t argue. Later Flint and Spock both affirm that love. A possibility that I had never even entertained before suddenly hit me:

What if Kirk isn’t just a womanizing wanderer? What if he actually likes these girls? What if he’s just the most lovesick person to ever set foot on a starship, and he just has the best luck at finding people but the worst luck keeping them around? What if Kirk is, in short, a tragic hero, whose capacity for love drives him to greatness, but whose heart is always dashed on the rocks by fate?

That’d be a pretty awesome, moody, interesting character. But I don’t really think that’s who Kirk is. Kirk is a womanizer, he does just wander into relationships and then have no problem taking off, and when things do get serious the universe kindly shatters all possibility of a lasting commitment by conveniently killing off whomever Kirk banged this week.

And the Flint/Rayna bit is interesting, but you’ll have to watch the show for the full details. All I’ve got to say about that is: why is Data so novel, since the universe is apparently teeming with androids?

Now all this is good. Great, even. You get Kirk dealing with who he is, an interesting pair of guests, a neat dynamic between those three, Spock there to support, McCoy there to comment, and a messy, tragic end that leaves almost everyone shattered. But then the last scene is an absolutely perfect capstone, where Spock uses his Vulcan Mind Meld to help Kirk in whatever little way he can, because he knows that his friend needs it. We as an audience are left wondering if he knew by himself or because he listened to McCoy’s fantastic paean to love. We also get to wonder whether Kirk ever finds out. But it’s a wonderful show of mercy (an emotion?) on Spock’s part, and it’s woven so perfectly into the plot that it pulls everything together and emphasizes all the right points.

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Best Bit of Dialog

McCoy: You see, I feel sorrier for you [Spock] than I do for him [Kirk] because you’ll never know the things that love can drive a man to. The ecstasies, the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious failures, the glorious victories. All of these things you’ll never know simply because the word love isn’t written into your book.

Grade

A+; easily one of my favorite episodes in a long time, if not the whole series.

The Lights Of Zetar

  • The Lights Of Zetar* (Video; YouTube; Memory Alpha) takes the crew to Memory Alpha, namesake of the Star Trek Wikia. But before they get there, a mysterious storm of lights crosses their path and makes the obligitorily beautiful visiting expert feint!

And wouldn’t you know it but the storm did a number on Memory Alpha, too. And it’s gonna come back to finish the job on the Enterprise unless the crew can figure out a way to stop them!

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The lights are the last remnants of Zetar: a collection of noncorporeal echoes of the last survivors of that planet. And they’re slowly taking over the body of Lt. Mira Romaine, whose love of learning is matched only by her love of Scotty. Yes, Scotty.

This episode almost has a nice little freedom speech about the remnant versus Mira, and it almost has a nice discussion on identity, and it almost has a clever solution to destroying a life form native to space, but it lets the ideas wither on the vine and does the life-saving without explaining why it works. The result is an episode that needed one more draft to really shine, but instead just feels like a good idea badly done.

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Grade

B-

Wink of an Eye

Wink of an Eye (Video; Memory Alpha) finds Scotty in charge of the ship with Kirk in an abandoned city that the sensors say doesn’t exist. When suddenly, a redshirt disappears!

The crew goes back to the Enterprise, but a lot of crazy stuff is going on. Systems are turning off and righting themselves, things are being moved around by no one, and everywhere there’s a weird buzzing sound. Weirdest of all, a machine is in the environmental control surrounded by a force field.

The crew, apparently out of ideas, asks the computer for help.

Spock: Are we currently capable of resisting?
Computer: Negative.
Spock: Your recommendations?
Computer: If incapable of resisting, negotiate for terms.
[Kirk and Scotty look at each other]
Kirk: We will not negotiate. Do you concur?
Scotty: Aye.

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Shortly thereafter, Kirk drinks some coffee, and is sped up so he can see the aliens who’ve taken over the ship. They live at hyperspeed, and as such can’t be seen by the crew. They came by this fate accidentally when their world was hit with a volcanic cataclysm, and since they are unable to return to normal speed their race now survives only by luring passersby in and stealing the crews to repopulate their civilization. It’s kind of sad, really.

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This episode has one of the best female leads in the series. Deela, the leader of the aliens, manages to be menacing and charming at the same time. She shares most Star Trek villains’ misunderstanding of the crew’s motives (“why don’t you want to live as my slave?”), and she shares the familiar letting-her-man-get-to-her story arc, but she pulls it off a lot better than usual. Her situation is sympathetic, and that makes all the difference: this woman is trapped in her appointed role and this is the only way she can proceed.

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The weirdest thing about this episode is how the crew just takes off at the end. There’s no attempt made to help the aliens out of their temporal prison with the wonder-drug Spock and McCoy have made, or even to find out if they want it. Deela even goes so far as saying out loud that the solution Kirk is proposing is to let her and her people die, and then Kirk goes ahead and lets that be the solution. Giving them the serum would be an easy fix– a voiceover would do– and it’s strange that it’s not done.

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Best Star Trek Scene Ever

But this episode is worth watching because it contains my favorite scene in the entire series to date. Kirk, having been sped up and trapped at the aliens’ timepace, unable to communicate with the crew, is running to break the McGuffin. He comes around a corner, and there’s Spock, having distilled his own serum to speed himself up. The two of them look at each other, smile, don’t say a word, and run into the room with the McGuffin to the fight. This scene so perfectly encapsulates the Kirk/Spock dynamic I don’t know what I could possibly add to it.

Grade

A+

Plato’s Stepchildren

Plato’s Stepchildren (Video; Memory Alpha) are immortal humanoids who have built Plato’s Republic after visiting Earth millennia ago and settling on a rogue planet that escaped the nova of its star. They need a doctor and McCoy fits the bill.

This episode has a whole lot of good in it, and a sizable dosage of silliness. On balance it works, but only just.

Thirty-one of the Platonians possess powerful telekinetic powers, with varying levels of ability. The dwarf Alexander is the only one who lacks the power, and he is treated as a slave by the others. This leads quite naturally into the standard Star Trek get-the-outsider-on-your-side story line where the crew beats the odds by using the disaffected society member’s access to break the hold of the overlords. And surprisingly, they don’t do it. Alexander (played brilliantly by Michael Dunn) wants none of the power, for he has tasted its downside for hundreds of years and refuses to be like his oppressors.

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Instead, after lots of Kirk and Spock doing ridiculous dances and movements, the crew figures out the source of the power and attains it themselves. Alexander is apparently fine with his friends using the power– they even use it on him– which is dissonant but not impossible to believe.

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The Kiss

This is also the episode where Kirk and Uhura share the first televised interracial kiss (which Shatner stole from Nimoy because he’s a blowhard). But what struck me was that the scene features two kisses– Uhura gets kissed, but so does Nurse Chapel. Uhura and Nurse Chapel are both played by actresses who got their roles in the show because they were sleeping with Gene Roddenberry. That they both get kissed on the planet whose inhabitants can move them about like puppets had a few too many undertones for me.

Grade

A-. This is a solid episode with a strong plot and some great acting.

For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky

For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky (HD Video; Memory Alpha) is an awesome name, and a nearly awesome episode.

It starts out, as is the show’s wont, in the middle of a crisis, with chemical missiles hurtling toward the Enterprise. Phasers make quick work of them, and they are traced back to a generation ship built inside of a massive asteroid, aboard which the last remnant of a long-dead race is blissfully unaware of their heritage.

The setup is nice, the pacing is good, the natives are interesting (if hilariously badly dressed).

But to tie the crew into the action the writers decided to give Bones Xenopolycythemia (which my latin translates to the actually sensible “alien multi-blood-cell-condition”), which will kill him in a year. In response, he decides to stay on the generation ship and live out his last year the happy husband of the high priestess. That’s… that’s just silly. Bones wouldn’t settle down to die quietly: Bones would be out looking for a cure (and, it should be noted, he comes around to this by the end).

The setup also lacks for a villain, what with the high priestess fulfilling her primary role as love interest, so we once again have to rely on a malfunctioning computer. Computers in Star Trek never work right, which is kind of a shame for such a forward-thinking, pro-progress show. But even if it’s well-trod territory, it’s not the focus of the episode, so it’s a minor weakness.

Even given those two drawbacks, this was a good episode in a season that’s been pretty bad. It’s no classic, but it’s more than worth watching.

Grade

B+

Day of the Dove

The Day of the Dove (HD Video; Memory Alpha) starts with Kirk getting punched in the face by a Klingon, and quickly goes downhill from there.

Best part

The Klingon Captain Kang is played by the Technomage from B5.

Worst part

Basically everything else in the episode. There’s some terrible sword fighting, Klingons in blackface, a being that’s crazy powerful but stupidly scared, a total lack of backstory, a simple plot mechanic with no twist, and a sixties pean to race relations that’s so guileless it doesn’t even pretend to be anything else.

Grade

D

Kirk’s Empathy

Kirk will and does go to great lengths for those he cares about, and that empathy is what makes Kirk an interesting character.

He is at his best when he’s fighting against long odds to help those he feels responsible for, because it’s when he stops being an action hero and starts being a guy you root for. His empathy is what connects you into the story, because you want him to succeed in his efforts to protect the other characters.

The flip side is Kirk’s empathy for those he’s just met. There are countless episodes where the crew discovers some enslaved group or oppressed minority or hoodwinked populace and Kirk just wants them to be free. His desire for everyone everywhere to have control of their own destiny is the motive force that drives the series, and it reflects the core ideals behind the show: that sixties-America binge of freedom as unadulterated good, as the axis around which everything turns.

That Kirk is a starship captain is the most fitting piece of the puzzle; he is freedom incarnate, zooming around the galaxy doing things that he wants to do because he thinks that doing them is awesome. That his adventures so often find him freeing people from bondage or escaping bondage himself is part and parcel of the enterprise.